Neil deGrasse Tyson on how unrepresentative our representatives are
i think about this a lot
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Breaking Bad!
Champ-who? No, thanks, don’t need it. I’m one of the show’s many bald characters.
No, Hank you for having the courtesy to at least flush after learning your brother-in-law was Heisenberg.
Marie-lly adorable baby tiara is gone. Did Skyler’s sister take it?
Interrupting Hector Salamanca
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [explosion.]
Just throw it on the roof.
Huell get a bad back if you try to actually sleep on a bed of money.
Woo who! Science, bitch!
Dwayne the tub, before the hydwofwuoric acid burns thwough and a gwoss mixture of guts and teeth wains through the ceiwing.
No, owls go “who.” Turtles go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Fine, Walt Jr.
Gus Who’s Albuquerque’s meth kingpin? That Pollos Hermanos dude!
Methhead acting is the best way to get into character when the scene involves getting your head smashed in by an ATM.
Bitch your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be meth.
Badger bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be Star Trek scripts.
Mark Strong who?
Come on! The star of Low Winter Sun. You know, the show that plays right after Breaking Bad — why won’t you watch? I’m also bald!
Amazing Breaking Bad knock-knock jokes, courtesy of Vulture.
Office space. Best movie ever
All of those three are Whovians. Must be an Alpha Sig thing.
Alpha Sigma Phi pledge paddle at Elmhurst College. Two of my good friends are new members there. One is class president. Rep!
Thats my chapter!!!
Hank said that he hated how you can’t mention evolution without starting a stupid and uninteresting debate. He then said “As reference, see the stupid uninteresting debate in the comments below.” This is what I found.
God I love nerdfighteria.
This is beautiful.
I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.
A Slice of Fried Gold
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February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Is the for real?
Yes. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of Canada.
Can I be Canadian now. Please?!?!
We Canadians are not ridiculous. We’re prepared.
Notre Dame; for lizzie
[all pictures are mine]